This is the email that awaits me this morning as I sit down at my desk:
Hi All,
Starting the year on a healthy note...
We are very pleased to deliver to our associates *FrUiTs*! Starting this Wednesday, 14th Jan 11am. Each will receive an apple, orange, pear and plum all nicely packed into a bag for consumption at your own pleasure. This Fruits delivery will continue on a forthnightly basis - 14 Jan, 4 Feb, 18 Feb and ending in 4 Mar.
We hope you will enjoy it! Have a healthy year ahead!
Don't you love the fancy way they wrote fruits?? This fruits delivery???
This email did include photos of various vacuum packed fruits but I could not get them to save for some reason to post here.
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4 comments:
How many do they have to lay off to cover the cost of this FrUiTs program?
The spelling alone might be enough to get me to eat some FrUiTs
so much for five a day, eh?
gotta love recessions
so the way i see it...you've got to ration 4 FrUiTs for 2 whole weeks. better cut them in small pieces.
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